Yo' Mama Jokes

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Just like the subject says Yo' Mama jokes.......All of you must have at least one Yo' Mama Joke if so please share........Heres one for starters

"Yo mama so fat even god couldn't lift her spirt" :p
 
sunny_d said:
Just like the subject says Yo' Mama jokes.......All of you must have at least one Yo' Mama Joke if so please share........Heres one for starters

"Yo mama so fat even god couldn't lift her spirt" :p

:lol

ok,um,Yo mamas so fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up! :p
 
here's a good one I heard

Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
 
Xbox King said:
I got a WHOLE Bunch more :D

Yeah okay sure so do I let me see ummm....yo mama so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on a bathroom scale
 
sunny_d said:
Yeah okay sure so do I let me see ummm....yo mama so fat the last time she saw 91210 was on a bathroom scale

90210 :p

Yo mama's so fat, they made an award after her called the "golden globe" 8)
 
thanks for correcting me........okay umm

your mama's so fat when she went on the computer she typed in rpfAIhrf:A<>
 
Yo' mama so fat, if the earth ever blew out, we could use her as a spare. :D
 
:'(...my moms not that fat...haha :D just kidding...okay ummm

Yo' Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
 
Yo mama's so ugly, when she entered an "ugly contest" they had to ask her to leave cause they said "no professionals" 8)