Yo' Mama Jokes

Let's keep the ethnic and racial slurs to a minimum, shall we?

And just to clarify, minimum = none at all.
 
Edit: What did I just say about ethnic slurs!?

For those of you who seem to have forgotten, the second rule of the board: No racial comments

So cut out the "your mama so (race)," jokes.
 
I aint tellin' you! Here's a good one. Yo mamma so fat, that if your house broke down, you could use her as a gushy house. She's Huge!