Yo' Mama Jokes

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought the quarterback in a football game was some kind of cash give-away. 8)

Yo mama's so dumb, when your dad was watchin football and said "Man, that is a great tight end!" , yo mama said "Why thank you hunnie! I've been workin on em and my hips for weeks!"

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mamma's so poor for dinner she lit everyone around the cardboard boxes (u no cause thier too poor to buy tables) pockets on fire and said look we're having Hot Pockets!

Yo mamma so fat she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack

this is from the Colbert Report


Yo mamas so fat she had to be baptized at sea world.

:lol :lol,i cant think of any right now....

Yo mama's so dumb she's like....really....dumb....yea.

Your Momma's so dumb, when a guy said it was chilly outside your momma gone got a bowl

Yo mama so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her...

Your mother's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

trkorecky said:

Your mother's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

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HA Ha ha :lol :lol

Your mama so fat the planet dont revolve around the sun it revolves around her...haha

Dray said:

Yo mamma so fat she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack

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i think this one has been the funnest

AresGodOfWar023 said:

this is from the Colbert Report


Yo mamas so fat she had to be baptized at sea world.

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Nah, this one's the funniest.

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

I wonder how the new MTV show "Yo' Mama" will influence this thread...

yo mommas so fat, McDonalds posts how many times she's eaten there on their signs.