Yo' Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so old that when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.

I've always liked that one. :lol
 
yo mama's so fat, when she gets sick we have to take her to the hospital on a pickup truck
 
Yo Mama is so poor that her welcome mat just says "Wel" :lol
 
yo mammas so fat, when she was born tha docter looked at her ass then her face and said "twins!" :lol
 
did we already to this one?

Yo mamma so ugly, she'd tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry no professionals"
 
Dray said:
did we already to this one?

Yo mamma so ugly, she'd tried to enter an ugly contest and they said "Sorry no professionals"
haha that has been used

ThisNameIsCreative said:
Its not really suppose to be funny.Its just making fun of you and your mom,which is why I actually use it
o-k then
 
You guys have the most simple-minded jokes.I feel embaressed for being around such imbeciles.Saying "Yo Mama so ugly,she entered an ugly contest and the judges said'sorry,no professionals".that makes my short list of worst jokes ive ever heard.It's just like saying Yo Mama so ugly,she is a professional ugly contest participant..........tell me that's not lame
 
ThisNameIsCreative said:
You guys have the most simple-minded jokes.I feel embaressed for being around such imbeciles.Saying "Yo Mama so ugly,she entered an ugly contest and the judges said'sorry,no professionals".that makes my short list of worst jokes ive ever heard.It's just like saying Yo Mama so ugly,she is a professional ugly contest participant..........tell me that's not lame

it is lame...I think you missed the boat about what this thread is about and what section of the forum it is in
 
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
 
Dart said:
Yo mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.

Yo mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.

Yo mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains.

Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out.

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of her neck.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.

Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
he copied his moms face for these jokes :lol :lol :D