YOUR RANDOM ADVICE FOR THE DAY!!! (warning, may not be beneficial! lol)

Hell Scyth say - "If you think that no-one cares if you exist... Try missing a few car payments"
 
Hell Scyth say - "Time travel can be made by simply disguising a room to look like that era, then you getting really high!"
 
"The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up to it yourself." -Benjamin Franklin

Don't forget that people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold--but so does a hard-boiled egg. (uncredited)

If you ever have something bad to say about anybody, be sure the answer to these three questions is yes before you say it. Is it true? Is it just? Will it do anybody any good to say it? (uncredited)
 
Lol, Dart said the same thing last page.


Large canyons do naught but echo.


A bad metaphor for large threads are bound to repeat. Also, it could be for close-minded people not truly hearing what others say.
 
Hell Scyth say - "Ask yourself this -- What do YOU hope to accomplish in life?"
 
^ good one. :D

Hell Scyth say - "If you drink, then drive... you're a bloody idiot"
 
If you replace the oil in your car with molases, you'll only get far enough to break down.
 
Hell Scyth say "Man trying to fight bull with eyes closed has yet to learn the skill of perception."
 
eh...don't jump off the empire state building.
(I did it once on spider man, and amazingly he wasn't killed. However, when my cousin did it, he was killed lol jk)